Tattoos on your lower back, half shirts, and low-rise jeans…

A tattoo on your lower back, pejoratively referred to as a “tramp stamp”, that is visible every time you bend over in your low-rise jeans or when you don a half shirt is not cool in your thirties. If you received your lower back tattoo in your twenties when being conservative is whack, then you are fine as long as you cover it in public. If, however, you decide to get one past the age of 29 then you are teetering on the edge of reason. You are a grown up now, you cannot go to a company picnic or pick your child up from daycare, bend down to pick up a ball or button your kid’s coat and reveal your reckless abandon. Cover that thing up with some mom jeans or a tucked turtleneck. Your maturity will thank you.